Tonight I am feeling rather mellow. I must admit that recently I have been a little out of sorts. Yesterday was particularly trying. The darn parents kept going out and leaving me with just That Stupid Whippet for company. I got grumpy; there were words. I'll leave it there.
Today, though, I feel somewhat refreshed and my inner puppy has been out to play. This generally results in much bouncing, some really good clubbing of Dylan round the head with my paws (it's all in good fun, of course), lots of wagging and asking for belly rubs.
I have been sociable and confident. Mostly. There was that incident with the pumpkin, but I prefer not to think about that right now.
I like my inner puppy. It is a good thing. Fun, energising, relaxing. I'm not sure where you get them from, mine always seems to have been there, but I do think it is sad that not everyone has one. Do they fade as you get older? Can you get a lotion or potion that makes them stay? I would like to be able to summon it on command, but it is a slippery thing, ducking and diving.
I have noticed a pattern. No inner puppy = grumpiness. Inner puppy = happiness.
I must talk to Dad about the possibility of finding the cause of my inner puppy and how I can then patent it and sell it for millions.
Then I can have all the treats and toys that I desire. And deserve!