Clive

Clive

Monday, 3 August 2009

Things I have learnt in my absence...

1. Do not wage war against the person who feeds you.

2. Do not wage war against the person who controls your access to the internet, and therefore your blog.

3. Some kinds of 'diet' are apparently not temporary.

4. Clippers are very scary things and not worth the chicken titbits that accompany their use (I never thought I'd say food wasn't worth it, but on this occasion I have been felled by these buzzing nightmares).


Officially, Mother and I have declared a Truce. This, apparently, is what you do to end hostilities. I prefer to see it as a tactial maneouvre. I am playing a Very Long Game.

My goal?

As much food as I desire and abolition of all 'diets'.

5 comments:

Ruby Isabella said...

Life is all about learning.....and food. Not necessarily in that order.

Anonymous said...

TAHNKS FOR YOUR SHARING~~~VERY NICE.................................................

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

加油來給你灌水 ............................................................

Anonymous said...

人生是一連串的課程,必須活過才能明白。.......................................................